jokes

#1
What is black, white and red all over?
--> a peguin with high blood pressure. =)

#2
Ren  : I was on TV today.
Lin   : You are kidding! How long were you on?
Ren  : Not long. When my mother saw me sitting there, she made me get off.

#3
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
--> In the dictionary!

#4
What makes a road broad?
--> The letter B.

#5
Robert : " I'll pay you $3 to clean my car this week and next week I'll raise it to $5, Jon".
Jon      : "Right, Mr, Robert. I'll start next week, then!"

#6
Judge           : Last time I saw you, I said I never wanted to see you again!
Lawbreaker : That's what I told the policeman, but he wouldn't listen!

#7
Lee : I am very worried. It's raining so hard and my wife is in town.
Lam : Don't worry. She'll most likely go into some store and shop till it stops raining.
Lee : That's what I'm worried about.

#8
What can run fast but still stay in the same place?
--> A car engine.

#9
Wen      : Today, on the school bus a little boy fell off his seat and everyone laughed except me.
Mummy : Who was the little boy?
Wen       : Me.

#10
Little Hong came back from his first day at school and told his father he was never going back.
"what's the use of school?" he said.
"I can't read and I can't write, and the teacher won't let me talk!"